Stars: Eddie Murphy, Marsha Thomason, Terence Stamp.

They say: Workaholic estate agent (Murphy) regrets taking on a gloomy old mansion filled with every haunted house cliché you can think of.

We say: Another theme-park ride “adaptation”, but it’s no Pirates Of The Caribbean. Instead, Murphy learns – bleurgh! – to appreciate his family a bit more. The horror!

Best bit: The headless fortune teller.