Who? Tom Hardy ( Beefy), Matt King (Lamby)

What’s it about? Notorious, some might say idiotic, con Charles Bronson. Originally jailed in 1974 for seven years after stealing £26.18, Bronson kept racking up his sentence by beating the crap out of inmates and guards. Apart from a short release, he’s been in jail ever since. A surreal look at a disturbed, sort of pointless, man.

Movie bore: The fight scenes were the work of Julian Spencer, who did the ultra-visceral nude scrap in Eastern Promises.