Ten films that only make real sense after the pub

Posted by , 12 May 2009

Crank

What? Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) is a hitman who gets poisoned and has to keep his adrenalin pumping constantly, or he will die. It’s just like Speed, with Statham as the bus. His muscles are way bigger than any bus though, which is probably why he’s so good at doing all of his fairly impressive stunts all by himself.

Watch when: You’re sick of women and just want some chest-beating manliness in your life. Possibly after drinking loads of Guinness. Or Special Brew.

Best bit: The extreme violence that ebbs threw the entirety of the film.

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