Get this: Rio Ferdinand and Ashley Cole are two of the executive producers for Dead Man Running, a film that came out on October 30 and stars Danny Dyer, 50 Cent and Tamer Hassan. Yes: bosh! Wallop! Oi oi! Etc!

Then get this: in December 2008, FHM man Stuart Hood went down to see Dead Man Running being filmed in a secret location near the River Thames in London. Stuart looks cold, even though he’s Scottish. But he got his freezing little arse in gear and minced around the film set getting interviews with some film stars, and also a rap star who would like to be a film star.

Watch the video. It’s very good.