Tom Hanks (wiggy), Ewan McGregor (God-fearing)

What’s it about?
Organised religion, terrorist attacks, secret societies and Tom Hanks looking worried. This is the prequel to The Da Vinci Code. Hanks returns as Robert Langdon, and this time he’s on the trail of the Illuminati, a shady lot who’ve stolen some anti-matter from the Large Hadron Collider and are going to blow up the Vatican. Glossy nonsense of the highest order.

Movie bore:
The production had to build a scale replica of St Peter’s Square because the Vatican banned the movie from being filmed in its boundaries.