You know the scenario - Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz sit awkwardly in a darkroom, before shuffling near to one another and necking for your pleasure. This image has always been but a figment of your sordid imagination, until now.

Woody Allen's latest project, Vicky Christina Barcelona, may sound like a cross-dressing club, but it will manifest the most beautiful scene your web-ravaged brain could ever conjure up.