As far as genuinely sound ideas go, this takes some beating. The impracticalities of trips to the bar and apocalyptic portaloos aside, this multi-person poncho looks set to headline festival goers tick-lists from now on.
You and chums will be able to march to the main stage with all the strength and unity of marines. Silly little girls tottering about in flip-flops and fairy wings will beg you for shelter, and the tight one in you group won’t be going walkies when it’s his round.
Perfect for afternoons like this: