First this album was called Straight Outta Newport, then The Greatest GLC Album Ever… 2. Last we heard, the king chavs had settled on Safe As Fuck – so apologies if it’s now some Welsh baloney. Whatever the name, the big question is: does anyone still care for wacky raps about clits, clarts and Cortinas? It’s been less than a year since the GLC first set the FHM office screaming, Guns! and Wappers! for an entire month; now half our fickle staffers are sneering at the Grange Hill, Aled Jones and Will Smith samples. The joke may be wearing thin; nevertheless when The Maggot takes the mic, we listen – the underused lanky tit is the best British rapper since John Barnes. Fact.