You can keep your minor-league never-gonna-bes - we've met James Brown! Yep, FHM.com popped in at Glastonbury to catch up with the PCP-popping, Muhammed Ali befriending, hip-hop creating sex machine himself. And what did we learn? That he regards WIll Young as a "nice, clean young man", among other things... Take it to the bridge, Mr Brown!