Let's pretend for a moment that we're calling the shots at the Brit Awards tonight, shall we? Yes indeed. Here are our winners:

British Female Solo Artist

Bat for Lashes
Florence & the Machine
Leona Lewis
Lily Allen
Pixie Lott

FHM winner: Lily Allen

British Male Solo Artist

Calvin Harris
Dizzee Rascal
Paolo Nutini
Robbie Williams

FHM winner: Dizzee Rascal

British Breakthrough Act

Florence & the Machine
Friendly Fires
La Roux
Pixie Lott

FHM winner: Pixie Lott

British Group

Friendly Fires

FHM winner: Muse

MasterCard British Album

Dizzee Rascal - Tongue n’Cheek
Florence & the Machine - Lungs
Kasabian - West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum
Lily Allen - It’s Not Me, It’s You
Paolo Nutini - Sunny Side Up

FHM winner: Dizzee Rascal - Tongue n’Cheek

British Single

Alesha Dixon - Breathe Slow
Alexandra Burke Ft Flo Rida - Bad Boys
Cheryl Cole - Fight For This Love
Joe McElderry - The Climb
JLS - Beat Again
La Roux - In For The Kill
Lily Allen - The Fear
Pixie Lott - Mama Do
Taio Cruz - Break Your Heart
Tinchy Stryder Ft N-Dubz - Number 1

FHM winner: La Roux - In For The Kill

Critics' Choice

Ellie Goulding
Marina & The Diamonds

FHM winner: Marina & The Diamonds

BRITs Album of 30 Years

Coldplay - A Rush of Blood to the Head
Dido - No Angel
Dire Straits - Brothers in Arms
Duffy - Rockferry
Keane - Hopes & Fears
Oasis - (What’s the Story) Morning Glory?
Phil Collins - No Jacket Required
Sade - Diamond Life
The Verve - Urban Hymns
Travis - The Man Who

FHM winner: Oasis - (What’s the Story) Morning Glory?

The BRITs Hits 30

Bee Gees - Stayin’ Alive/How Deep is Your Love
Bros. - I Owe you Nothing
Coldplay - Clocks
Eurythmics & Stevie Wonder - Angel
Girls Aloud - The Promise
Kanye West - Gold Digger
Kylie Minogue - Can’t Get You Out of my Head
Michael Jackson - Earth Song
Paul McCartney - Live & Let Die
Pet Shop Boys - Go West
Robbie Williams & Tom Jones - The Full Monty Medley
Scissor Sisters - Take Your Mama
Spice Girls - Wannabe/Who Do You Think You Are
Take That - Beatles Medley
The Who - Who Are You

FHM winner: The Who - Who Are You

International Female Solo Artist

Lady Gaga
Norah Jones

FHM winner: Lady Gaga

International Male Solo Artist

Bruce Springsteen
Michael Buble
Seasick Steve

FHM winner: Jay-Z

International Album

Animal Collective - Merriweather Post Pavilion
Black Eyed Peas - The End
Empire of the Sun - Walking on a Dream
Jay-Z - The Blueprint 3
Lady Gaga - The Fame

FHM winner: Animal Collective - Merriweather Post Pavilion

International Breakthrough Act

Animal Collective
Daniel Merriweather
Empire of the Sun
Lady Gaga
Taylor Swift

FHM winner: Lady Gaga