Kylie Minogue’s video for her new single All The Lovers features marshmallows falling from the sky, lots of people in pants kissing each other, Kylie being carried by a pyramid of people in underwear, a white horse running in slow motion, and Kylie releasing a dove into the air and looking very bloody happy as she does so. It’s not Spinning Around, but it sure beats Eurovision. And the X Factor. And Dannii Minogue.