Q: Are you debating whether or not to buy the new album by Richard Ashcroft’s new band RPA & The United Nations of Sound that’s called United Nations of Sound?

A: THEN WATCH THIS VIDEO.

Q: Do you think Richard Ashcroft is just like Liam Gallagher except for being a bit shitter?

A: THEN DON’T WATCH THIS VIDEO.

Q: Were you unaware that Richard Ashcroft was still making music?

A: THEN WATCH THIS VIDEO.

Q: Do you wish that Richard Ashcroft wasn’t still making music?

A: THEN DON’T WATCH THIS VIDEO.

Q: Do you want to see who the people called Steve Wyreman, Dwayne "DW" Wright, Qyu Jackson and Rico Petrillo that Richard Ashcroft’s been hanging around with since splitting up The Verve for the second time?

A: THEN WATCH THIS VIDEO.

Q: Do you wish Richard Ashcroft would stop hanging around with musicians you’ve never heard of?

A: THEN DON’T WATCH THIS VIDEO.

Q: Do you want to hear them all tell you a little bit about what the band RPA & The United Nations of Sound sound like?

A: THEN WATCH THIS VIDEO.

Is there a small part of you that used to like The Verve when you were twelve while the rest of you has moved onwards and upwards and discovered what some people might describe as ‘modern’ music?

A: THEN DON’T WATCH THIS VIDEO.