Posted by Tom Howard, 19 February 2010
“I found her, with my scissor, this heart fell, to the ground.”
What you see here, is the old Vlad The Impaler video. What we’re not allowed to embed but you can find here, is the new Vlad The Impaler video. The song’s exactly the same though, so there’s no need to get confused.
Again? Really? Well, it is their finest slice.
Top act. Top, top act.
There’s just no need for this in the world.
Freaky. Brilliant. Freaking brilliant.
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