If you’re one of the eight people in the world who hasn’t seen the video for Telephone by Lady Gaga featuring Beyoncé, do it now.

It goes without saying that our favourite bit is when Lady Gaga takes the piss out of the rumour that she has a cock by pressing her naked body against the bars of her jail cell.

Oh, and the bit when Lady Gaga is wearing a pair of sunglasses made entirely out of lit cigarettes.

Oh, and the bit when Beyoncé says “you’ve been a very bad girl, a very very, bad bad girl Gaga.”

Oh, and the bit when the word “fucker” is bleeped out when Beyoncé says “you selfish mother fucker” to the bloke she’s poisoned in the café, even though the word “fucker” wasn’t bleeped out when Lady Gaga says “but you can still see the crack in that mother fucker’s reflection” just after Beyoncé had collected her from prison, because they’re keeping up the facade that Lady Gaga is corrupting Beyoncé.

Oh, and the bit when you find out the car Beyoncé and Lady Gaga are using to get around in is the Pussy Wagon from Kill Bill.

Oh, and the fact that the whole thing is amazing.