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Posted by Paul French, 09 December 2008 | 0
“I tied him up, climbed on and shagged him silly"
“I proceeded to lick him from head to toe”
Another friend of FHM – indeed, we once shared an office – this is the undisputed home of internet funnies, be it miraculous photoshops, insane animation or unforgivably sick jokes. In the eight years it’s been going the quality has never once let up, with the “Gash or Tash” quiz still the highlight.
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