Bear Grylls is absolutely excellent. He lives to travel round the world eating weird stuff and trying not to be sick. He’s the embodiment of that moment you get when you’re half an hour away from making it to kicking out time in a nightclub and you get a rush of saliva into your mouth that can only mean one thing: vomit. That, or sitting around for a few hours unable to talk or move because you’re unwilling to let eight pints of snakebite and black defeat you. That’s not what Bear would do. He’d make the sick go away by eating a cow bollock curry and washing it down with a pint of goat semen. YUMMY.

FYI: There's a fashion shoot and interview with Bear Grylls in the March 2010 issue of FHM which is out now. Check it out here.