Remember these? The 25 best ad jingles – ever!
Kwik Fit
When: 1989
Words: “Every Kwik Fit fitter, has to go to school / We teach them all there is to know, each little golden rule / Our fitters have to be first class, only the best will do / And if they pass with flying colours, they’re official boys in blue / So drive on down to Kwik Fit, we’re waiting just for you / Every product guaranteed, you’ll love our prices too / You can't get better than a Kwik Fit fitter.”
Trivia: If you think that you're better than a Kwik Fit fitter, take the Kwik Fit fitter challenge. You'll be pitted against a very quick Kwik Fit fitter and take him on at sandwich eating, seal clubbing and tyre fitting. Somewhat unfairly, the most points are attached to tyre fitting. So you’ll realise soon enough that you’re not, after all, better than a Kwik Fit fitter. At anything.
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