1/ What Katie Did Next

When?
ITV2, Thursday 9pm

Why should I watch it?
Question: is Alex Reid, UFC Cage Fighter, more or less of a douchebag than Peter Andre? That's basically what this episode is about. Katie's family, friends and pervy sycophants try to tell her exactly who she should and shouldn't shag.

What's more important is that Jordan/Katie Price likes to wear small, tight, butt and breast revealing garments throughout the programme to draw attention to her larger than life... personality.

Show me where:
Watch it on the ITV player.

2/ Derren Brown - How to win the Lottery

When?
Channel 4, Friday 9pm

Why should I watch it?
Derren Brown gets just a little bit more clever every time he pops on our television screens (and probably a hell of a lot richer). The week before last, he performed a stunt that had never EVER been attempted previously on live television; he correctly predicted the Lottery numbers.

"Fix!" We all shouted from the roof tops, because that's exactly what mind morphing Brown wanted us to do. Why? So he could film an hour long programme about how he may or may not have tricked/fixed/hypnotised the Lottery machine and the nation. On Friday night he revealed to us non magical folk, the secret to winning the lottery, whilst continually stroking his ginger beard.

How did he claim to have performed such a stunt? He supposedly used the 'Wisdom of the Crowd' which enabled him and 24 volunteers to guess what numbers would be drawn on 09.9.09. Was it a load of donkey dung or is he actually a little wizard with deep mathematical powers? Who knows, you decide.

Show me where:
Watch it on Channel 4 On Demand.

3/ The Last Nazis: The Hunt for Dr Death

When?
BBC 2, Saturday 9.05pm

Why should I watch it?
Sure it's another Nazi documentary, but this one actually has a purpose - other than to expose the lurid and distinctly abhorrent war crimes committed by members of the the Third Reich. Dr Efrain Zuroff is angry.  Real angry and determined to bring the remaining bad ass Nazis to justice before it's too late. Dr Zuroff claims that he's racing against a ticking clock as these murderers are reaching 90 years old and beyond.

In this first installment we become acquainted with Zuroff's primary target; Dr Aribert Heim who is guilty of - ready for it? - killing hundreds of inmates at the Maunthausen Concentration Camp, by injecting poison directly into their hearts and measuring how long it took them to die and lobbing off their limbs without anesthetic or a valid reason amongst other 'medically unsound' procedures. He even kept mementos of his kills; he used one victim's skin for a lampshade and another's skull for a paper weight. Basically he was one sick son of a bitch. Cheer on Zuroff as he attempts to track down one of the world's longest surviving lethal Nazis.

Show me where:
Watch it on BBC iPlayer.