What's that? Free you say? After weeks of nervous anticipation following the death of financial dyslexics Setanta, UFC 100 will be live on UK TV - free to all on Sky channel 433.
Virgin subscribers, or indeed anyone, will also be able to watch 'the greatest show in the history of mixed martial arts' online completely gratis. This only applies to those of us with UK IP addresses. Irish fans still have Setanta, by some miracle.
Gimme details: The mega-card features a much-anticipated welterweight championship bout between Georges St Pierre and Thiago Alves, controversial former wrestler and UFC Heavyweight Champion, Brock Lesnar's rematch with UFC Interim-Heavyweight Champion, Frank Mir for the undisputed heavyweight title, and British star Michael Bisping's fight of his life against MMA legend Dan Henderson.
No word yet on a repeat (the televised event starts at 3am UK time, 7pm in Vegas), but from 9pm channel 433 will broadcast all five episodes of The Top 100 UFC Fights Ever back to back, and you can guarantee Jane fucking Middlemiss won't be a talking head on that.
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