Steven Gerrard and eight other close shaves

Posted by , 31 July 2009

Ashley Cole

Who’s the lucky fella? Chelsea and England left back Ashley ‘Cashley’ Cole, whose wife Cheryl really deserves better. Just say the word, Cheryl, say the word.

What did he do? In January 2008, hairdresser Aimee Walton told The Sun how she romped with Cole after he had been sick in her mate’s car, slapped her bum so hard that his wedding ring left a mark and claimed Cheryl didn’t mind as long as he didn’t get caught.

How the hell did he get away with that? He didn’t. Cheryl may have publicly vowed to stand by her man, but there’s extreme solace in the knowledge that Mr Cole is now Mrs Cole’s bitch. Case in point: responding to Walton’s claims of mid-coitus vomiting, Cheryl declared: “That’s utter rubbish. I know Ashley intimately. When he’s under the influence he isn’t capabale.” Hahahaha.

Is he sorry? He will be, eventually. When Cheryl says the word.

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