100 great (and stupid) moments in football

Posted by , 28 November 2008

Boris Johnson Destroys A German

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, better known as that oft-blundering chap who hates bendy buses, is actually of German descent. Therefore, his over-zealous challenge during an England vs Germany charity game shouldn't be attributed to mild xenophobia, but sheer confusion - the dopey fellow obviously thinks he's playing a spot of rugger.

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