100 great (and stupid) moments in football

Posted by , 24 November 2008

China: The Worst Finishers Of All Time?

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Despite having the biggest population on the planet, China have never quite cut it on the football field. This isn’t for lack of interest in the game, but because they couldn’t hit a cow’s backside with a banjo. 

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