How to get more sex, by Russell Brand, Jack Nicholson and erm... Johnny Vegas

Posted by , 18 January 2011

Chris Moyles

Chris Moyles

DON’T KISS TROLLOPS FOR THE CAMERAS

If you think you’re going to become famous, when the day comes that you have a picture taken with some big-boobed woman on her hen night, make sure you look at the camera and don’t give her a kiss on the cheek.

PICTURES LAST FOREVER

In eight years time that same photo will end up in Heat magazine and imply that you’ve been kissing fat dogs in York on a night out.

ADOPT A PROFESSIONAL PHOTO FACE

Never move your gaze from that camera – if you do, it looks like you’ve been up to no good with troglodytes and your girlfriend will want to know why.

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