5 Valentine’s gifts she won’t realise are for you

Posted by , 03 February 2009

Beauty salon vouchers

Beauty salon vouchers

What? £50 worth of attention from a perma-tanned A-level dropout.

She’ll think: “He’s so thoughtful. He knows I’ve been working late recently – a facial is exactly what I need.”

The reality: You’re six months in and her bush resembles roadkill. Spend the two weeks before her appointment plucking imaginary hairs from your teeth and she’ll get the message.

How much? Depends how severe her 'situation' is; www.getgorgeousbeautysalon.co.uk 

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