5 Valentine’s gifts she won’t realise are for you

Posted by , 03 February 2009 | 89

5 Valentine’s gifts she won’t realise are for you

Introduction

Girlfriends are not cheap. Research has shown the average relationship will set you back a whopping £1,426 a year. Much of which is made up of garish lingerie, thigh-inflating chocolates and other fluff-addled tat bought in a desperate attempt to encourage fellatio. So it’s only fair that you treat yourself once in a while. And if you can do that while making her feel like you’re the most thoughtful man in the world, even better. After all, what she doesn’t know about won’t hurt her. Except, eventually, Chlamydia.

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89 Comments on Introduction

JPerry06 Comment posted 17 months ago

I love that card. Perhaps not for a first time Valentine's gift.

Kate Preece Comment posted 19 months ago

that card is funny!

Brianna SoCal Comment posted 20 months ago

sounds cool!

Geopini Comment posted 21 months ago

x

Actiongirl Comment posted 22 months ago

Are you REALLY recycling this for next year???

Actiongirl Comment posted 23 months ago

OVER NOW !!!! BIN JOB!!!!

xxfifixx Comment posted 23 months ago

lol

xxfifixx Comment posted 23 months ago

wow they are all perfect gifts to make sure you're single before march!

Actiongirl Comment posted 23 months ago

I would STILL prefer a card covered in bunnies, teddies, hearts, red long stem roses, declarations of undying love, and a verse of psychological crap....

Actiongirl Comment posted 23 months ago

p.s. I'm not going to say anything awful about this in case I receive it!!!!!!!!!

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