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• The five biggest console releases of 2009

  Brace your thumbs. It’s another killer year for gaming
• Ten gadgets we (and the world) forgot

  A goodbye was what these gadgets deserved long ago
• Ten remakes that beat the originals

  Not just better – much better
• Ten movies not to be missed in 2009

  Reschedule weddings. Cancel bar mitzvahs. Fuck funerals
• The Specials! Franz! Dre! Your soundtrack to ‘09

  We’ve weeded out the tripe so you don’t have to
• The 20 best adverts of 2008

  Every genuinely funny ad from the past 12 months
• The London Astoria’s ten best gigs

  They’ve shut it down, but they can’t destroy the good times
• Ten cinematic Nazis who brim with pure evil

  Tom Cruise not included. Because he's rubbish
• The FHM Top 10 celebrity meltdowns

  Those high-fliers have so far to fall
• Remember these? The 25 best ad jingles – ever!

  See the ad, buy the product and sing the jingle forever
• The 10 scariest games of all time

  Be afraid. Be very afraid
• The 10 coolest movie speeches ever uttered

  If only all these actors were in one mega-movie...
• FHM’s festival preview: better than all the others

  There are fields everywhere to get bollocksed in
• Ten films that only make real sense after the pub

  When you’ve had a skinful, only certain films will do
• FHM’s 100 Greatest Games of All Time

  We salute the best games ever made...
• 10 films that should've been good. But weren't

  The ones which let us down in a big way
• The 10 best movie heists of all time

  Stealing: officially big and clever
• Twelve golden TV sex moments

  They shaped our young lives. And the contours of our pants
• Double acts: FHM's top 10 famous duos

  Double acts: we take a look back at the 10 best famous duos in film, television, and pretty much everything in pop...
• The 10 best British TV shows of 2009

  Sod The Wire, British TV is the real deal
• FHM’s guide to your soundtrack of 2010

  One year, 12 artists, an infinite number of good times
• Ten of the best… comedians

  Spurious claim alert: comedians are the new rock stars. Justification of spurious claim: in the absence of anyone in...
• FHM checks out Wall Street

  When most people notice a film is coming out their reaction is something like “That looks good, I definitely want to...
• Classic lip smackers

  There’s great food and then there’s the kind of food that makes you sad inside. When you are full, but your...
• FHM (and Ian Woosnam) take on America at golf

  At 3.23pm on Monday the 4th of October 2010, FHM was sitting in this very office, nervously watching the small flat...
• FHM’s Top Ten iTunes Festival gigs

  Even if you’re not lucky enough to bag tickets, you can stream most of the gigs live on iTunes. Or just read our irreverent...
• How FHM became a Hollywood star (kind of)

  It’s 4am, it’s pitch black, and a half-asleep FHM is squeezing his car between a Sherman tank and a palm tree. This...
• See behind the scenes at FHM in ITV2 show The Exclusives

  We're appearing on ace new ITV2 show, The Exclusives, where you can have a gander at what goes on in FHM towers...
• The 100 Best Places To Shop Online

  Where to go for all your cyber purchases...
• 100 great (and stupid) moments in football

  From Boris Johnson's penile head-butt to 32-man Korean brawls!
• YouTube: the definitive top 50

  Your time-killing canon, as voted for by the FHM office
• Ten regrettable online mistakes

  When "I didn't think" meets "it was only meant to be a joke"
• FHM's Top 10 unconventional restaurants

  Restaurants where no one really cares about the food
• Insane online drug use - our ten favourites...

  You’ve got a webcam and some crack, the inevitable happens…
• 10 footballers set to 'boss' 2009

  Watch out Ronaldo, you smarmy git
• The FHM Top 10 websites for cheap stuff

  Make savings so you can buy that small army at last
• 10 ways to burglar-proof your property

  That 'beware of the lion' sticker is fooling no-one. Secure yourself here
• FHM's 100 Great Adventures 2009

  Our annual list of planet Earth's finest entertainment
• The nine greatest moments in Ashes history

  Revel in the most heartfelt rivalry in sport
• Steven Gerrard and eight other close shaves

  Gerrard, Michael Jackson, R Kelly, Polanski: lucky buggers?
• How to organise a killer stag do – an FHM guide

  An indispensible guide to organising a stag do the stag will never forget, even if he can’t remember most of it...
• 5 Valentine’s gifts she won’t realise are for you

  Girlfriends are not cheap. Research has shown the average relationship will set you back a whopping £1,426 a year....
• 11 tips to get any woman you want!

  Richard La Ruina, author of The Natural Art Of Seduction and CEO of PUA Training, teaches you how to get any woman...
• A Man's Guide: How to Buy Lingerie

  If you're buying lingerie... If no one else can help... Maybe FHM can provide... The ONLY guide you need for buying...
• How you can get more sex

  By Russell Brand, Jack Nicholson, Kid Rock and seven more legendary swordsmen...
• Where to Meet Women: The Top 5 Places

  It should be easy, but sometimes meeting women can be a difficult task. How do you meet a girl in an age where even...
• Can you find a girlfriend on Facebook?

  Facebook’s great. You know, as great as something that completely obliterates work productivity and fills you with...
• The FHM guide to conversation starters

  We've already told you where to find the girls - but how in the name of chirps are you supposed to actually approach...
• How to get your girlfriend to make a sex tape

  Ladies are sensitive beasts and launching yourself at your girl brandishing a video camera will not recorded...
• How to get your girlfriend to give you a blowjob

  We don't have to tell you that in this day and age persuading your loved one to fellate you can be somewhat...
• How to approach anal sex

  There are some ladies who think back door action is just grim and wrong. Those women will not have...
• The 5 best places to have sex — an FHM guide

  We’ve already shown you the five best places to meet a woman, taught you how to chat her up, and then make her want...
• The big first date — an FHM guide

  Not many people have the misfortune of witnessing your nine Jagerbomb induced recreation of Flashdance. But,...
• How to flirt on the move

  You know how it is when you fall in love on the bus in the approximate distance between Specsavers and Iceland...
• Kama Sutra Sex Positions

  Forget all that ancient Sanskrit Kama Sutra stuff – it’s clearly several thousand years out of date. Sex, and the ever...
• FHM Grooming Awards 2009: The Winners!

  Look nice, smell nice, feel nice
• Five cool things we've seen this week

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• LeBron James and four other cool things

  Five more cool things for you this week in the form of a video featuring one of America’s most famous men, Lebron James,...
• Riders, brollies and three other cool things

  It’s been a while but finally we’ve seen five cool things worthy of our attention this week. Praise the lord, hallelujah,...
• Effortless style: How to dress for any date

  Six killer looks that will leave the lady all a-flutter...
• The Online Style Makers

  Quite apart from providing a platform where the true genius of cats could finally be revealed, the internet has...
• The 10 Commandments of Style

  In the beginning, before there were online men's mags and lookbooks and fashion blogs, some basic style commandments...
• Welcome to New York

  With a quick shout around the FHM offices on London’s Shaftesbury Avenue, it’s easy to get a picture of how New...
• FHM Collections — your style, sorted

  As a man, you need someone to look up to. An idol. A hero. A beacon of guidance. Someone to guide you in times of need....
• Get the Mad Men look with Steve Jones

  America’s most stylish bullshit peddlers are back. If you watch Mad Men and want to get the Don Draper look, let stylish...
• How to 'Fixie' your life

  'Fixie' bikes have got FHM Towers excited. The one gear bikes allow for high speed thrills combined with a...
• Lacoste: Unconventional Chic

  Fashion is about following the herd. Style is knowing what to do with it to make it your own. That’s the idea behind...
• Your guide to Autumn style with Wretch 32

  Wretch 32 has had a pretty good 2011 – three top 10 singles and a top 5 album. We got Wretch to present our guide to...
• Original Penguin: Richard Chai Collection

  Original Penguin's collection from Richard Chai allows you to follow their style or create something wholly your...
• Five cool things we've seen this week

  That picture there, that's an out-take from the new issue of FHM Collections, our bi-annual fashion special that we've...
• Five cool things we've seen this week

  Surprisingly good shoes, a portable Puma shop, the new England kit and some unwitting filth from Sure deodorant...
• Five cool things we've seen this week

  This week's round up includes the best of London Fashion Week, a reticent hip hop legend and some cutting edge sportswear......
• Six great online retailers and one to watch

  The high-street is no longer the best place to go shopping, especially if you want to find the best selection of brands...
• Five cool things we saw this week

  So great were this week's five cool things we decided to stay late on a Friday to get it finished. Or maybe we were...
• Editor's Challenge: Win Big In Vegas

  Can two FHM writers avoid temptation and beat Sin City at its own game? Or will they just blow it all on...
• Destination: Las Vegas

  When you think of Las Vegas, you think of bright lights, casinos and wanting to wake up on a mattress on the roof of...
• Diesel Turbo Denim challenge

  Most men live in their jeans. I last washed the pair that I’m wearing today three weeks ago and I’ve worn them non...

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