5 Valentine’s gifts she won’t realise are for you

Posted by , 03 February 2009 | 0

Glider flight

Glider flight

What? An hour staring at the back of an ex-Slovenian Airforce pilot’s head, floating through the air and wondering why you haven’t died yet.

She’ll think: “Wow, he’s really into my wild, dangerous side. I knew wanking him off at that McDonald’s drive-thru was a good idea.”

The reality: She’ll suit up, get strapped in, then remember that story Sarah told her about her ex-boyfriend’s sister who did the same thing and flew into a cliff. Leaving you to step in and take her place. And make constant, tenuous Top Gun references until the pilot actually asks you to stop.

How much? £145; www.redletterdays.co.uk

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