The Skill


Just bonking away with you on top – going like the clappers with her legs wrapped round your face – can make you feel a bit like a middle-aged businessman having an affair with his secretary for some reason. Far more dignified – and enjoyable – is this version which mixes it up a bit.


Step 1
While entering your girlfriend, you kneel and sit upwards. Bend her leg upwards so that her Achilles tendon is resting against your collarbone.


Step 2
Push forwards, taking your weight on your hands when you’ve moved far enough forwards. This puts you in the perfect position for deep, hard strokes. Going hard but slow is a good trick.


Step 3
When you’re fully into the rhythm, start munching on her toes. She’ll probably squeal and kick you in the face, but that just makes it more kinky.