Jan '09: The Swing

The Skill
A highly-energentic move for all you sexual maestros at the top of your game. This requires a fair degree of strength, so is best not attempted if you’re a bit frail, or if she’s built like a Sherman tank.

Start facing each other, before you drop to one knee, grimacing and trying to ignore the arthritic cracking in your joints. She puts her right foot on top of your left thigh.


She lowers herself down onto ‘Little Hercules’, puts her arm around your neck and you start grinding upwards. Breast nuzzling optional at this point.


She leans back, holding onto your back and lifting her feet off the bed. You pull her closer in towards you and thrust from the hips, while she clenches her vagina muscles.