The Skill
You prove your confident heterosexuality by surrendering control between the sheets for once. Perfect for when she’s exerting some feminist power, or you’ve realised that nine slices of Domino’s was ‘a bit much’.

Step 1
Start off facing each other with her legs over your thighs. Neck away until you’re ‘fully upright’.

 

Step 2
Gently bring your legs up over her shoulders. Edge towards her with your boner poking forwards until docking occurs.

 

Step 3
She leans forward, controlling penetration by ‘thrusting’. Continue until you pop out, or she yells, “You’re my bitch now!”