The holiday wingman that’s more important than your passport
How to talk to girls when you don’t speak the language
Don't be left in the lurch when you're on holiday, just because you don't know the local lingo. Here's how to speak a lovely lady anywhere, with a little help from the Lynx Get Le Girl app.
Say: “He perdido mi osito de peluche... quieres dormer commigo en su lugar?”
Translation: I lost my teddy bear – will you sleep with me instead?
The sneaky line
Say: “He perdido el telefono. Peudes llamar par aver si suena?”
Translation: I’ve lost my phone, could you call it to see if it rings?
The smooth operator
Say: “Nos hacemos unos largos?”
Translation: Fancy joining me for a couple of lengths?
Say: “Du bist echt viel zu heib komm doch mit in den pool, etwas abkuhlen?
Translation: You’re so hot. Fancy a dip to cool off?
The sneaky line
Say: “Hi, ich mache eine umfrage... wie heibt du? Was ist deine Handynummer? Mochtest du was trinken?
Translation: Hi, I'm doing a survey... what's your name? What's your phone number? Would you like a drink?
Say: “Wow! Wieso stand von dir nichts im Reisefuhrer?”
Translation: Wow! I didn’t read about you in the travel guide!”
Say: “Y a une petite place pour moi sur cette serviette?”
Translation: Is there room on that towel for me?
The sneaky line
Say: “Tu me fais une place sur ton transat?”
Translation: Can I share your sunbed?
Say: “Que penses-tu de l’Union europeene?”
Translation: What are your thoughts on the European Union?
Say: “Get your weasel – you’ve pulled."
Translation: Would you like to grab your coat so we can leave this establishment?
The sneaky line
Say: “My old china thinks you’re laavly”
Translation: My good friend over there has expressed his interest in you...”
Say:“You ‘ave beau’iful mincers”
Translation: I find your eyes truly mesmerising
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