Halloween hangovers are the absolute worst.

Alongside the routine thumping headache and squiggly tummy, you also have to deal with a faceful of crusty make-up and the vague memory of getting off with a girl dressed as Jabba the Hutt. 

But as one great holiday ends another begins, and The Great British Sausage Week couldn't come soon enough.

So if you're still struggling from the weekend, give a few of these delicious dogs a try...

 


THE TACO DOG

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What would happen if a passionate baseball fan Messy, slightly weird but probably delicious and so simple it's amazing that you've never thought of it before.

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THE CHICAGO DOG

Hot dogs pimped out Chicago style, which essentially translates to 'everything in your fridge, thrown into a bun, squashed together and then photographed with a flattering filter...'

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THE NEW JERSEY ITALIAN DOG

Creepy phalic undertones of the picture aside, this sounds amazing. Jersey-style pizza bread, topped with the standard spicey dog and fingerling potatoes and chives. It's like a sausagey carb-attack straight to the stomach.

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BACON WRAPPED AVO DOG

One massive hotdog, wrapped in bacon just like your Mum does at Christmas topped with sour cream and avocado. Pop fact, avocado are actually, despite being green, highly calorofic. Which means that you don't have to worry about how bad the sausage and bacon massage probably is for you.

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MAC AND CHEESE DOG

Also known as the hot dog heart attack, probably. If Elvis had a favourite hot dog in his later (massive) Vegas days this would probably be the one. The one that kept him out of jump suits.

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PIZZA DOG

Essentially the hot dog that a child would try and make if they were given a choice. Which is not necessarily a bad thing. Unleash your full on Italian Stallion with it and throw in some peperoni, mushroom, sweetcorn... anything pizzery really.

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BANH MI DOG

It looks a bit like a salad sarnie. But it's still a hot dog. And probably really bad for you, which is pretty much the best kind of salad really.

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JALAPENO POPPER STYLE DOG

Because no FHM Man Food list is complete without at least one item that will properly blow your head off. Just make sure you've got a glass of milk, yeah?  

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JERK CHICKEN DOG

Our favourite on the whole list and it's not even proper sausage. It is jerky, zingy brilliance in a bun though. Do it. Do it now.

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