If you thought FHM was just full of pretty pictures, you'd be wrong.
Well, we mean...you are sort of right (much obliged) but there's a whole lot more you might not have even considered.
Whether you've got a long train journey ahead of you or you're sitting at home with your feet up, this month's issue has got some brilliant long reads to stimulate your brainbox.
THE SCARS TO PROVE IT
The fearless pilot, the deranged grappler and the pain-junkie jockey: Three amazing, very different men tell us the incredible stories behind the scars they have for life.
KEEP YOUR HAIR ON…FOREVER!
Is it actually possible to reverse the balding process? One FHMer goes under the knife to find out.
FHM HERO: JEREMY WADE
Jeremy Wade's TV show has made him a world renowned fisherman. FHM meets the man who's danced with death in the name of the perfect catch.
Intrigued? Of course you are. Keep boredom at bay and bag this issue in shops right now or download it to your iPad or Android device by clicking the links.