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01 You'll get the legendary FHM 2014 Calendar for absolutely zero pounds and zero pence.
02 Nicole Neal stars in a guide to buying your girlfriend Christmas lingerie.
03 Discover the 21 things you never knew girls find sexy.
04 Meet Charlotte, this month's FHM Girlfriend who loves hot yoga.
05 Alyssa Arce is the Southern super-hottie who's about to supersize your day.
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