When the trailer for this year's remake of 1987 classic RoboCop started doing the rounds, FHM was a little sceptical. How come he's jumping? Why is his suit suddenly a Bruce Wayne matte black?
This week, we finally got to sit down and see the whole thing. Here's everything we learned:
01 Joel Kinnaman (RoboCop himself) kind of looks like the answer to a maths equation involving Prison Break's Wentworth Miller, the late Paul Walker and Eminem.
02 Samuel L Jackson is contractually obliged to say "motherfucker" in every single one of his films, no matter how tired, incongruent and/or weird it is.
03 The mere presence of Gary Oldman is enough to make you puff out your British chest with pride.
When asked, "What is your guilty pleasure?", he said:
04 The matte black suit still definitely makes us think of Batman. A bald Batman.
05 The verdict in FHM Towers: if you've seen the original, you'll probably hate it. If you haven't, you'll probably really enjoy it.