Well, technically there are 16, but let's not complicate things. From the greatest summer ciders to tracking down Bradley Wiggins, here are 8 abso-freakin'-lutely excellent reads you'll find in the current issue.
01 Need some suggestions for making your summer BBQ the greatest yet? We've got 30 - from DJ BBQ's chefy shortcuts to meaty intel - in this here feature.
02 It's not over yet. Not really. We get to grips with what really makes the World Cup the greatest show on earth.
03 What's up with Bradley Wiggins? He's a cycling legend and a national hero. So what's he doing at the Hell of the North, the most dangerous bike race by a cross-country mile?
04 Jeff Stelling is the king of Soccer Saturday and an all-round football treasure, which makes him the perfect choice for this month's FHM Hero.
05 Have you got a holiday to shop for once Pay Day arrives? Don't miss this style feature on what garms you should be picking and packing.
06 Do you prefer a refreshing cider to a bottle of beer? We put the best to the test to help you find your summer apple sauce.
07 Four FHM staffers. 10 weeks of early-morning work-outs, strict dieting and endless moaning. See how they fared and nail your ideal summer fitness plan.
08 FHM 100 Sexiest has reached the grand old age of 20, so it's only fitting to round up the 20 ultimate pin-ups who still nab your votes after all this time.