If you don't want to know what's inside this month's amazing new issue, you might want to look away now...

 

WOULD WIFE: CORA

The planet's sexiest behavioural psychologist tells us why she turned down Charlie Sheen.


UP YOUR BUM

From butt plugs to cock rings, the male sex toy market has never been stronger. But is using them really acceptable? We reveal the results from our sex toys for guys survey.

FHM results for sex toys for guys survey

 

FHM HERO: ALAN SHEARER

Newcastle's local hero opens up about his passion for karaoke and being Alan Hansen's tea boy.

FHM Hero: Alan Shearer magazine spread

 

MY BIGGEST MISTAKE

FHM hears from an amazing cast of inventors, athletes, businessmen and professional wrestlers about the one time they really screwed up in life.

Kurt Angle

 

HELEN'S SEXY ROAD TRIP

We join the inimitable (and hot as heck) Helen Flanagan for a jaunt across Europe. What could possibly go wrong?

Helen Flanagan FHM underboob

EARN YOUR SUMMER STRIPES

It's still summer…Just about. Luckily, you've still got just enough time to get your shorts on, get out there and achieve greatness in the sun (with the help of some sexy girls, a few amazing hot dogs and the intel to make you a water-fight Rambo).

Demi Rose for FHM

 

THE IBIZA 9 TO 5

We don our shades, crack open a cold one and spend some time with the boys and girls to whom Ibiza is more than just party central; it's their livelihood.


 

CYCLING SPECIAL

Whether you're a Lycra lout, a muddy mountain biker or a newbie, here's all you need to know to reinvent your wheels.

Ed Clancy

 

TESTED: ROLLER COASTERS

We drove the length of the land to ride the country's scariest coasters.

 

PROTECT YO' NECK

Arm yourself with the eye-poking, arm-breaking, neck-jabbing knowledge to look after yourself when the dung hits the fan.

And that's not even the half of it. For 135 pages of pure joy, grab your copy of the new issue in shops now or download it to your iPad or Android device.