If you don't want to know what's inside this month's amazing new issue, you might want to look away now...
WOULD WIFE: CORA
The planet's sexiest behavioural psychologist tells us why she turned down Charlie Sheen.
UP YOUR BUM
From butt plugs to cock rings, the male sex toy market has never been stronger. But is using them really acceptable? We reveal the results from our sex toys for guys survey.
FHM HERO: ALAN SHEARER
Newcastle's local hero opens up about his passion for karaoke and being Alan Hansen's tea boy.
MY BIGGEST MISTAKE
FHM hears from an amazing cast of inventors, athletes, businessmen and professional wrestlers about the one time they really screwed up in life.
HELEN'S SEXY ROAD TRIP
We join the inimitable (and hot as heck) Helen Flanagan for a jaunt across Europe. What could possibly go wrong?
EARN YOUR SUMMER STRIPES
It's still summer…Just about. Luckily, you've still got just enough time to get your shorts on, get out there and achieve greatness in the sun (with the help of some sexy girls, a few amazing hot dogs and the intel to make you a water-fight Rambo).
THE IBIZA 9 TO 5
We don our shades, crack open a cold one and spend some time with the boys and girls to whom Ibiza is more than just party central; it's their livelihood.
Whether you're a Lycra lout, a muddy mountain biker or a newbie, here's all you need to know to reinvent your wheels.
TESTED: ROLLER COASTERS
We drove the length of the land to ride the country's scariest coasters.
PROTECT YO' NECK
Arm yourself with the eye-poking, arm-breaking, neck-jabbing knowledge to look after yourself when the dung hits the fan.
And that's not even the half of it. For 135 pages of pure joy, grab your copy of the new issue in shops now or download it to your iPad or Android device.