We find out whether Fall Out Boy bassist and pop-punk posterboy, Pete Wentz's eyeliner and skinny jeans will hold him back in the ultimate test...
What’s the biggest thing you’ve set on fire?
One night, I decided to set a painting alight because I thought it would look cool. But I set the downstairs of my house on fire as well.
Have you ever rescued an animal?
I had a dog as a kid, and one day we saw him digging in the backyard. He was eating baby rabbits out of a hole like they were chicken nuggets. We kept the rabbits alive for a week until some animal rescue people took them away.
Have you ever shaved a part of your body other than your face?
I try to manscape semi-regularly, but I don’t think it should feel too smooth. At the same time, I don’t want to feel like a guy who’s been living on the streets for three years.
Have you ever thrown a punch and missed?
Worse. Once, I was in a bar fight and, when we were getting ejected, I saw a bouncer sniggering. I was so livid I took a bar stool and threw it at him. It hit the ceiling and came down on my friend’s face and broke her nose.
What body parts have you had pierced?
My septum, my nose, my ears, my lip, my tongue and both my nipples. Under the waist, there may or may not have been some experimentations. This was all done before I was 22. I’ve since had them all taken out.
Throughout your life, have you ever had any manly nicknames?
In the punk rock scene I was the youngest, so I got called Petey a lot. That’s the worst.
What’s the biggest sandwich you’ve made?
I used to take two waffles, heat them up, and put peanut butter, syrup and a banana on them then eat it as a sandwich. It was total stoner food.
Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Definitely. I was DJing in Vegas and the room had a balcony that overlooked the dancefloor. We could see the people dancing below but they couldn’t see up to where we were.
Have you ever put your penis through your legs and pretended to be a girl?
The mangina thing? No, that never interested me.
How many seconds can you leave food on the floor for before you can’t eat it?
As long as I don’t see anything visible on it and it didn’t fall where the dog was just standing, I could go to almost a minute.
Have you ever had a poo with someone else in the room?
When you’re in a band, backstage areas are often just designed like that. In the US, when we play in basketball arenas, they have group bathrooms. It’s gross but everybody has to deal with it.
What’s in your pockets right now?
I have a hotel key, 40 Australian dollars and 20 British pounds, a USB drive, a guitar pick and a little marble that comes in Japanese sodas. And I’ve got my wallet. I’ve had it for 10 years and it’s been eaten by my dog.
How much did you pay for your last haircut?
I do my best to never pay for haircuts. Whenever we’re doing a shoot or a show, I ask the stylist to just tidy me up a little bit.
What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever drunk beer from?
I once woke up and had a swig of beer from a bottle that had become the ashtray the night before. I immediately vomited.
Have you ever thought, however briefly, that you might be Jesus?
There have been times when I’ve felt so out of my mind that nothing felt real. Everything was a dream.
Even with bunny rescues, giant waffle sandwiches and arson, it’s only an OK effort from Petey. Close, but no cigar