Little Red Riding Hood was a bit of a bullshit story, wasn't it? It's meant to serve as a warning to kids about the dangers of dodgy forests and hungry-looking strangers with big teeth, but the ultimate message seems to be it's okay to get eaten by a wolf provided one of your mates is on hand with a knife to cut him up shortly after.

We can see the headline now: "Brothers Grimm Advocate Knife Crime Shocker!"