Did your weekend disappear into a black void filled with wild hot tub parties and beer fountains?
Yeah, ours did too...
To make sure you don't miss a beat this week, here's our brilliant 15 Things:
01 The completely amazing Instagrammer of the week: Mariah Lee Bevacqua.
02 When Ronaldo met Japan.
03 This first picture of Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman.
Read everything you need to know about Gal.
05 How to stop your friends from texting while driving.
06 Dakota Johnson - the only reason we might go near Fifty Shades of Grey.
07 The Simpsons/Family Guy crossover you've been waiting for.
Watch the 5-minute preview here.
08 This headline from Australia.
10 The Queen ageing over time via banknotes.
12 This blooper reel from season 4 of Game of Thrones.
14 This. We're not really sure what it is but it might just trump twerking.
15 Last but not least, this epic list of dating deal-breakers found on some poor, misguided guy's dating profile.
Forever alone, then?