Last night, the MTV EMAs happened which, as you can imagine, was more or less the same as the MTV VMAs that also happened the other day and involved Miley Cyrus being "controversial".
And by that, we mean she twerked on a little person again and smoked a dodgy cigarette. A perfectly legal and ordinary dodgy cigarette by Amsterdam's (the host city) standards.
Anyhow, here are the hottest things that happened that we liked and that mostly don’t involve Miley Cyrus.
Robin Thicke showed up and did what he always does. He brought smoking hot dancers with him. And it was awesome. Although they did remind us a bit of synchronised swimmers.
Iggy Azalea made us (and Robin Thicke, probably) fall in love with her and didn’t even need to tickle herself with a foam appendage.
She then got changed and still looked hotter than a soldering iron and made best friends with Ariana Grande.
Who later on made besties with Katy Perry. Hottest best friends ever?
Speaking of Katy Perry, earlier in the show she dressed as some kind of levitating, S&M Mighty Boosh character and it was oddly sexy…
Then the Brits turned up and looked amazing with sexy stand-out shows from the likes of…
Rita Ora - who hung out with Ellie Goulding, Katy Perry and DJ boyfriend Calvin Harris a lot...
And Ellie Goulding, who wore this, thus confirming what we wrote about her back in September here.
Dizzee Rascal also showed up and demonstrated excellent networking skills by making pals with everyone. Here he is with Rudimental and Calvin Harris.
and Miley Cyrus. Obviously. Although the award for strangest best pals should probably go to... EMINEM AND RON BURGUNDY.
Finally we think it's important to mention that we've also now fallen in love with:
and Lena Meyer-Landrut
And finally, Miley Cyrus surprised us all by having a spliff. Which is hot, if only by the very physical nature of fire and smoking and in no way a slightly embarrassing attempt at bagging the top spot on the Daily Mail online.