Jimmy Carr has quit comedy to become an agony uncle. Okay, the first part of that statement isn’t strictly true but after asking him if he would help solve our readers' troubles and ailments, he was only too happy to become FHM’s resident shrink for the day.

Jimmy’s first patient was FHM reader Chris Battle from Taunton, who apparently has a reckless disregard for family values. Chris later told us that Jimmy was “my complete idol”, which made us wonder if he had just made up the question to get close to the moon-faced genius. It worked.

We also asked Jimmy some of our readers' questions submitted on Facebook and we (embarrassingly) completely fell for Jimmy’s Halloween costume. Whoops.


Jimmy Carr Being Funny is out now on DVD (he is definitely still a comedian).