This month's awesome issue is so packed-full of knowledge that it'll make your brain cry tears of joy.

Here are just five of the things we learned making the mag this month...

THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE ALAN SHEARER IS SINGING KARAOKE AT YOUR LOCAL TONIGHT



The karaoke-crazed Tyneside legend chats to FHM about his favourite tunes to croon, as well as his hatred for flashy boots and his stint as Alan Hansen's tea boy…

HELEN FLANAGAN PACKS VERY LIGHTLY



Knowing that we didn't have much space in the boot, lovely Helen decided to help us out by bringing only the skimpiest of swimsuits and crop-tops for our jaunt across Europe...

MR. BLOBBY IS A DEMENTED PERVERT



We popped over to the Download Festival to ask loads of hot girls and metal-heads what they would do if they only had 24 hours to live. You'll have to buy the mag to find out what Mr. Blobby said, but all we'll say is this: If the apocalypse does one day reign down upon us, avoid Mr. Blobby and his pervy mitts at all costs...


OVER HALF OF YOU GUYS OWN A MALE SEX TOY



In a recent survey we conducted, a whopping 51% of you professed to owning a male sex toy. Sales of cock-rings and flashlights continue to rise, so we asked some guys and gals to sit down on a sofa and have a look at the most popular items on the market...

CORA DEITZ CAN TURN YOU INTO THE ULTIMATE LADIES-MAN



As the world's hottest behavioural psychologist, North Carolina-born Cora felt it her responsible to fill us in on her five top tips to mastering the female brain (which we immediately tried out on her, obviously.)