Now that you've calmed down from the joy and excitement of seeing Jorgie Porter on our front cover, have a look at what's sandwiched between her and a back page advert…
WOULD WIFE: GAL GADOT
From burning rubber in Fast & Furious to wearing it as Wonder Woman, Gal Gadot is definitely out of this world.
BROMANCE BEFORE ROMANCE?
We all love a bromance, right? Wrong! Girlfriends don't. FHM finds out why.
THE HAPPINESS MANIFESTO
Time to get jolly. Here are 10 things you can do right now to become a smiley sonuvagun.
MAN'S BEST FRIEND
They're with you through thick and thin – meet Britain's most daring canines and the people lucky enough to work alongside them every day.
FHM GIRLFRIEND COURTNIE
Say good morning to the spooning fan, beer-balancing expert and animal lover from the South Coast.
THE UNDERRATED... RATED
Brace yourself for a pop-culture flashback as celebs tell FHM about their favourite overlooked films, telly and games.
SEX AND TECH
Your love life's an app and it's in need of an update. Here are the dos and don'ts of romance in the age of Skype sex and saucy selfies.
BE A SNOW PRO
Britain's brightest medal hopefuls at the Winter Olympics share their ice-cold wisdom with us.
And, of course, Hollyoaks' hottest lights up the cover.
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