It’s chest bumps all round as FHM celebrates the 15 most awesome things about the world’s most kick-ass superpower and provides you with a ton of ways to make your life bigger, louder and, well, a bit more American.

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15  Beyonce. Beyonce. Beyonce.

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14  You can drive-thru anything

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13  You can say I’m dating this girl without looking like a pillock

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12  Their cars are gas-guzzingly awesome

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11  #FHMmanfood's DJ BBQ is from there

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10  Chilli Cheese Fries #FHMmanfood

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09  Kate Upton is devastating

 
08  Spring Break is the greatest party on earth

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07  Their boss is pretty damn cool

 
06  Girls look really sexy in sports gear

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05  No one has banned weird food colouring

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04  Their cop cars look seriously badass

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03  They make us Brits feel thinner than we actually are

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02  Teeth are so shiny it hurts

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01  All-American cheerleaders


 

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