Spend more time drinking and less time queuing this weekend with our guide to getting served first.

 

First, get to the bar. Find a spot and squeeze in. There will be room.


Appearances count – bring a hot girl with you. Cleavage will always be served first.

 
Wearing something that makes you stand out.
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Don’t wave notes around

 
Learn the bartender's name – he’ll think you’ve already met and serve you out of embarrassment

 
Make eye contact



Offer your place to the person next to you when the barman’s looking. He’ll remember you for being cool.

 
Know your order…

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Offer bar staff a drink. Next time up, you’ll be served first

 
Be a regular

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