How to win at life with the best of FHMManFood

Posted by , 16 April 2014

Make DJ BBQ's deep-fried mac & cheese balls

Make DJ BBQ's deep-fried mac & cheese balls

  • #28

    The world's best after-sex omelette

  • Introduction
  • #26

    The Hairy Bikers’ Next Level Manly Cheese On Toast


“Spandex. Boobs. Macaroni and cheese balls. These are the three great creations that prove a god exists.

Mac and cheese is the dish American kids grow up on, and shout out as soon as parents ask, ‘Whaddya want for dinner?’ like a reflex. They can’t help it. It’s ingrained in our cheesy genes. You just know it’ll be deliciously salty, gooey and redneck. Now we’ve made them in little balls, they’re the perfect thing to partner with a hardcore beer session, too.

Because I got a hard-on for lardons right now, we pimped our recipe with bacon chunks, and a shitload of cheese. You need these in your life.”



Preparation time

1 hour


A bag of macaroni pasta
500ml milk
1 bay leaf
3 tbsp butter
2 heaped tbsp plain flour
1/2 tsp onion powder
1/4 tsp mustard
150g grated cheddar
150g Monterey Jack cheese
A handful of lardons
A handful of stale focaccia
Chopped parsley
100g grated Parmesan
One egg
1 bag of breadcrumbs
1 tsp cayenne pepper
Salt and pepper
Vegetable oil


Throw your pasta into boiling salted water for 12 mins. While that’s going strong, add a bay leaf to the milk and scald it in a heated frying pan. “It needs to bubble all angry,” says DJ BBQ. In another pan, melt the butter and add the flour, onion powder and mustard. Stir for 1 min, then add the milk. Add the cheese and stir until thick.


Once the pasta is cooked, add it to the sauce, stir and season. Now fry off your lardons in your frying pan, add the foccacia and parsley and toss. Chuck everything in an ovenproof dish, add Parmesan on top and cook it all for 20 mins at 180°C.


Cool it in the freezer until chilled for 20 mins. Then it’s time to ball it up using your hands. Next, line up three bowls, one with flour, one with beaten egg and one with breadcrumbs, cayenne and salt, and add the balls to each one in that order.


Pour an inch of veg oil into a frying pan and heat. “It’s ready to go when you flick water in and it fizzes like a sonofabitch,” DJ BBQ advises. Drop in and roll the balls for 8 secs, until golden. Place them on kitchen paper to soak up the excess oil.

A Tabasco and Greek yogurt mixture makes an amazing dip for your balls.

Edited by Chris Sayer. Follow him over on Twitter.

Comment using Facebook

More collections in Entertainment

Sign up to the newsletter

Enter your email address & receive our legendary emails!


Terms & Conditions

Latest in Entertainment

Follow us

FHM Single Girls Logo
Woman soulmates

Our latest members...

Woman no strings

Our latest members...

About FHM's Entertainment section

The latest film reviews, music reviews and video game reviews from FHM. Plus gadget news, cinema news, movie previews and celebrity interviews. We’re all about the entertainment.

Keep Reading...