Tens of thousands of you clever people have already flocked to your local newsagents and swept up a copy of the July issue of FHM.

If you have, you’ll already have seen Keeley Hazell’s first magazine shoot in four sad, miserable years. You’ll have seen her getting all wet in the garden, sucking on a tasty lolly by the pool and riding one very lucky bike.

If you haven’t – what the hell have you been doing?! For only 390 of your British pennies, not only could you see the aforementioned and oh-so-glorious return of Keeley, but more sexy, funny and useful content than you could shake your wallet at.

As if you still needed convincing, here are five more reasons to pick up a copy of this month’s FHM:

(1) TOWIE beauty Lucy Mecklenburgh has lost her trousers.

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(2) This girl we met on the street tells us how she feels about cheating while on holiday. (SPOILER: bad news for her boyfriend; good news for the rest of us.)

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(3) MasterChef legend John Torode tells us how to cook up the perfect steak.

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(4) FHM learns how to bag yourself an older woman, like this stupidly sexy 40-something cougar.

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(5) Oh, and did we mention Keeley’s back (and bum)?

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- Find out even more about the Keeley issue of FHM here