When you put someone as ace as Ron Burgundy on the cover of The World's Greatest Mag™, you want to make a bit of a song and dance about it. So that's exactly what we did, equipped with Anchorman-themed booze, fake moustaches and a giant wheel of cheese...
01 Badges. It's all about the themed badges. Get those in and you're already halfway to victory.
02 It is entirely possible to have a brilliant party in a barber shop.
Thanks to Sharps for having us. And thanks to Pizza Hut Restaurants for lining our stomachs.
03 Next time you're in a cocktail bar, order a "Bark Twice If You're In Milwaukee".
These ace cocktails were invented by top mixologist Lee Shepherd using Buffalo Trace and Effen Vodka and were served to us by the lovely guys of The 43 Club.
04 A fine moustache makes the (wo)man.
05 Eating an entire wheel of cheese is not physically possible. You lied, Baxter. You lied.
Want your own giant wheel of cheese for Christmas? Head to Mexicana Cheese.
06 BrewDog turns FHMers into ninjas.
Sex Panter (£29.99, Firebox) roars when you take it out the box and made us clap our little hands with glee.
07 Girls genuinely fancy Ron Burgundy.
09 But she definitely doesn't fancy that bloke.
Thanks for having us, Whisky Mist.
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