If you like the cover, you're going to love what's inside. We hang out in Ron Burgundy's bachelor pad, we've got some cracking features and there's a 7,349 calorie chocolate pizza…
01 Would Wife: Alyssa
We talk Nascar, nudity and, er, dogging with the most devastatingly beautiful gal to come out of America's Deep South.
02 FHM's Last-Second Gift Guide
Still not bought a single gift for anyone? Of course you haven't. Chill the hell out, we've got it covered.
03 The Ultimate Hero
Sergeant Johnson Beharry VC stared death in the face – and came out on top again and again.
04 Festive Blow-Out
All sorts of mad munchies to get fat on (and lovely boozes to get drunk on). 'Tis the season to be greedy, after all.
05 The Big 2013 Review
The stories, scandals and selfies that made the last 12 months kick all sorts of arse. We've got the inside track from the people who saw the year's big events up close and personal.
06 What Girls Really Find Sexy
You will be appalled to discover how depraved and naughty girls' sex fantasies are. OK, not appalled at all. You'll be excited and amazed.
07 Watch Special
It may be Christmas, but it's time to treat yourself to a quality timepiece, whatever your budget.
08 Fitness Fads
Nordic walking, hot yoga, military fitness… Millions are trying these workout crazes, but do they work? FHM investigates.
09 Tested: Hangover Cures
What do you have to show for last night's fun? The hangover from hell, that's what. We find out how to make the pain go away.
10 FHM Girlfriend: Charlotte
Meet the Liverpudlian rap fiend who eats chocolate lions and was once arrested in her pyjamas.
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